"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
I’m a fan of opening night as well
you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives
you put it in words